California, since day one. I change often. Never on time. Social chameleon, I can mesh with almost anyone. I love cars, driving fast. I'm loud, a storyteller. I have a voice people listen to. I give awesome advice. I love philosophy, and all that other stuff most kids say they're good at, or want to be. Psychology, photography; all that stuff that starts with P and seems hip. I hold fast to my integrity, and I never compromise who I am for things that glitter. I've learned to be golden when nothing else is, and my head always stays above water.
In my own little odyssey, I've been there and back. I fell off the edge of a flat world and landed somewhere round, landed someplace where people in their infinite knowledge think they know things.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Just like my lovely lady haha
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I go crazy when i ask about butts
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
You start out with two hearts and a diamond.
and you end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
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New playgrounds suck. Sorry, kids.
